File this under dumb things not to do

If you decide you need to pump, please be sure to attach the bottles to the flanges. Otherwise, you will pump all over your work pants, which leaves remarkable looking stains just under your pockets on your thighs. While this is an exceptional look, I’d say it’s not in for summer. Or fall. Or really anytime at all.

And if you can believe it, this is the second time in a week I’ve pulled this phi beta kappa.

Some days I swear, when I delivered C, I also delivered a portion of my brain.

Le sigh.

Here’s to trying to keep it together!

Advertisements

One thought on “File this under dumb things not to do

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s